reapersun:

~press your space face close to mine, love~

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

When I ask the four of them what has been the hardest challenge, they look at their feet. Fighting on horseback? “Running on cobbles in high heels,” admits Charles finally. (x)

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

giggleshrug:

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zayndirella:

xx

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

nbctv:

AMY PUEBLO WAS ROBBED.

agonyandagony:

duolingo knows

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

asmilinggoddess:

professors seeing “teddy lupin” on their rosters and being like “ah yes, remus lupin’s son. remus was such a well behaved student, i’m sure his son will be the same”

and then teddy shows up for class and they’re like “oh no….oh no”

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