there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like
#AU WHERE THEY’RE PARTNERS IN CRIME#like art theives or something#and Derek totally does the twirl of the hat thing a la Neal Caffrey#and Chris TOTALLY rolls his eyes every time#but then Derek does the worst THING OF ALL and falls for an FBI agent#and he’s all SORRY BBY#but my dad’s been looking for you for a long time#AND THEY GET TAKEN IN#and Chris is all YOU COULDN’T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS FOR ONE MINUTE#YOU JUST COULDN’T RESIST THE BAMBI EYED KID THAT REEKED OF FBI#and Derek’s like shut UP your sister once burned down my apartment with priceless art inside#which Chris argues WERE COPIES DEREK#and Derek huffs like ~yeah AMAZING copies#basically an AU where they’re partners in crime#only the fun kind with hijinx and Derek getting distracted making out with FBI agents with nice hands in elevators#whilst Chris is screeching at him through his ear piece TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE#and Chris KNEW DEREK WOULD BE THE DEATH OF HIM#and Derek’s all ~chill drama prince we’ll be out of here by dinner#and there’s escapes and chases and art and FUN#and no demons (via stilinskisparkles)
what if sherlock started using heelys bc theyre “practical” and “faster” and his coat would just whiP BEHIND HIM AS HE GLIDES AND HED HAVE HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK ALL ABOUT BUSINESS
and he’D JUST HEELY AROUND A DEAD BODY MAKING DEDUCTIONS WITH EVERYONE STANDING THERE
This needs to be a thing
someone draw this with kid sherlock
mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice”
and i responded “only if youre into coldplay”
AND WE JSUT SLOWLY REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID
"Googly eyes are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life."
professor flitwick was ruthless as fuck like he even addressed harry by his name whilst asking for his name
I think what I find even funnier is that Harry doesn’t use the ‘I’m Harry Potter’ response. He uses the ‘You’ve been my teacher for five years’ response.