tylerl_hoechlin: It’s been a long time coming. And now it’s finally happened. #TheUniting , at last, with @realgrumpycat .. Thank you @coltonlhaynes for uniting us for life..

tags: #cutie pie

elf-skinned-feet:

andythanfiction:

Some Like it Hot (1959)

Nineteen. Fifty. Fucking. Nine.

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF MY TUMBLR CAREER

ppaction:

Well played, Lauren Conrad.

tags: #damn girl #you go

sansystark:

nooooooo

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

tags: #JOKES #GOOD JOKES

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

talonsandwings:

laugh-until-you-drop:

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

tags: #dammmnnnnnn

hotslut69:

did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

mischievouswonders:

Oh my god

owe-you-so-much:

the most unrealistic thing about young adult novels is that none of the teenagers swear

tags: #true dat

hannibuddy:

skyplainsdrifter:

I just want someone to be like “You know what this tastes like? Human flesh” and stare Hannibal in the eyes

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texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

mermaidandthedrunks:

TMR