tylerl_hoechlin: It’s been a long time coming. And now it’s finally happened. #TheUniting , at last, with @realgrumpycat .. Thank you @coltonlhaynes for uniting us for life..
Some Like it Hot (1959)
Nineteen. Fifty. Fucking. Nine.
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF MY TUMBLR CAREER
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines
the most unrealistic thing about young adult novels is that none of the teenagers swear
I just want someone to be like “You know what this tastes like? Human flesh” and stare Hannibal in the eyes
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.