Paris, 21/06

icefeels:

latortuemaladroit:

can you imagine remus harping on sirius all the time for smelling like a wet dog, and sirius one day gets so tired of it that he just bathes himself in amortentia so he’ll smell like things remus loves. and then he just smugly goes up to remus, “what do i smell like now?” and remus just rolls his eyes like, “you smell like chocolate and wet dog, nice try covering it up.”

SCREAM

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

kwills88:

I have like the weirdest boner right now.

This is so much better than that “kissing strangers for the first time” video

queerpower:

there are plenty of things i find sexy in a fictional context but not in real life.
for instance: boys.

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

swingtheserenade:

you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

“The blacks of your eyes contained the most beautiful galaxies.”

— “10 Word Poem" series - #64 (via lettersto-savemyself)

boyirl:

Kiss me Teddy! & Enjoy! 
Acrylic on canvas (2010 // 2013)

Louis teasing Harry for his choice of answers in the Nabisco videos. 

nicholasgrimshawParis to see @mrkimjones 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 

TMR