sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

vinegod:

G.A.S she only like vagina she don’t want no mister by Jammie D

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

stylinsonmania:

the interviewer asked if their fans ever scare them and this was liam’s answer…

Anonymous:
So why does everyone call Liam daddy? Is it because of Daddy Direction orrr?

liamjzayne:

more of an opinion really, BUT FUCK, TO ME HE’S JUST LIKE THE PERFECT SUGAR DADDY

  • RICH

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS WATCH COLLECTION

  • STRONG (HE’S HUGE)

  • HE LOOKS LIKE A DADDY IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT

"oh dont mind me just laying on the couch after a long day at work waiting for you to come home, your late.. did you finish your homework?"

"Good morning baby."

"Fucked you good didn’t i baby girl."

DADDYYYY

LUMBERJACK LIAM ON ANOTHER HARDS DAY WORK CANT WAIT TO GO HOME AND FUCK HER BRAINS OUT AND MAKE IT RAIN HUNNA’S

  • HE WORKS THE FUCK OUT

  • JUST OVER ALL FUCKING HOT

IM DONE BYE FUCK

kissmccall:

Things I don’t understand:

  • how my age is relevant to the fact that what you said was wrong 

twerkinshield:

embracingthemadness:

steve and bucky making up random stories from their past and convincing the other avengers that it actually happened (◡‿◡✿)

i never thought i would read a sentence like this

itscolossal:

A man feeding swans in the snow in Krakow. Captured by Marcin Ryczek.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

sizvideos:

Things Disney Characters Do That’d Be Creepy If You Did Them - Video

toboldlysplitinfinitive:

aparselmouthspatronous:

captaincharminghood:

things get heated between the canadians and the americans

can i just say that britain definatly wins this round, ‘cause we have cartoned milk AND free heath care

fuck yeah britain

Scarlett Johansson in Lucy trailer. [x]

TMR