That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!
G.A.S she only like vagina she don’t want no mister by Jammie D
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE
the interviewer asked if their fans ever scare them and this was liam’s answer…
more of an opinion really, BUT FUCK, TO ME HE’S JUST LIKE THE PERFECT SUGAR DADDY
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS WATCH COLLECTION
- STRONG (HE’S HUGE)
- HE LOOKS LIKE A DADDY IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT
"oh dont mind me just laying on the couch after a long day at work waiting for you to come home, your late.. did you finish your homework?"
"Good morning baby."
"Fucked you good didn’t i baby girl."
LUMBERJACK LIAM ON ANOTHER HARDS DAY WORK CANT WAIT TO GO HOME AND FUCK HER BRAINS OUT AND MAKE IT RAIN HUNNA’S
- HE WORKS THE FUCK OUT
- JUST OVER ALL FUCKING HOT
IM DONE BYE FUCK
Things I don’t understand:
- how my age is relevant to the fact that what you said was wrong
steve and bucky making up random stories from their past and convincing the other avengers that it actually happened (◡‿◡✿)
A man feeding swans in the snow in Krakow. Captured by Marcin Ryczek.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
things get heated between the canadians and the americans
can i just say that britain definatly wins this round, ‘cause we have cartoned milk AND free heath care
fuck yeah britain