grandpacain:

penisanxiety:

little bab sammy singing the wrong lyrics to classic rock songs really loudly while splashing in the tub 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm4w16ayI31qia00xo1_500.gif

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen writing this

consultingmoosecaptain:

ohgodbenny:

I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS SCENE

(via directorshellhead)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

nicolegendary:

captain mal: the anti-kirk

manysidesofmyself:

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

the only acceptable use for a ouija board

tags: #cool things

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

the only acceptable use for a ouija board

TMR